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Dr. Evan Goldstein

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Average Penis Size By State (Length at Full Erection)

Let’s take a minute to talk about the penis. Here at Bespoke Surgical, we often talk about assholes, anal, and all things bottom (especially bottoming), but right now, we are going to focus on the other delightful part that’s just a few inches away. To us, there’s no such thing as a bad penis.

January 14, 2019 by Dr. Evan Goldstein

Health

Tales from the Tail — IFB (Internal Fistulotomy for Bottoms)

Every time I take a dick up my ass, I get this burning sensation. Small, big, wrist-thick—you fucking name it, it’s all irritating. I have done everything in an attempt to mitigate this sensation: constantly changing to different lubricants, trying different brands when using condoms, and also swapping out all of my toys to so-called “improved materials”.

January 08, 2019 by Dr. Evan Goldstein

Health

PSA: Bleeding After Anal Sex Is Not Normal

There is nothing normal about bleeding with anal intercourse. While it may be common, it is not normal. Last night, I stopped by the podcast GayTalk 2.0 for my regular appearance, during which we spoke of last week’s double penetration blog post and the repercussions to boot.

December 18, 2018 by Dr. Evan Goldstein

Health

Bespoke Surgical: A Place for All Assholes

All day, I see assholes. I don’t discriminate — I treat all assholes, regardless of gender or sexuality. Luckily, the narrative of anal intercourse has become commonplace, thanks to coverage in the popular press these days, swaying way beyond just us homos.

December 12, 2018 by Dr. Evan Goldstein

Health

Tales from the Tail — Don’t Get Cocky with that Cock Ring

As I recounted my story with Dr. Goldstein, I couldn’t help but laugh at myself for getting *stuck* in a *tight* situation. However, what it leads to (and why it happened) is nothing to laugh at. Let’s start from the top.

December 12, 2018 by Dr. Evan Goldstein

Travel, General, Health

The Experience of Coming Out for LGBTQ+ Individuals

National Coming Out Day is observed each year on October 11th as a way to celebrate individuals coming out as lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, or another identity (LGBTQ+). It began on October 11th 1988, exactly a year after the 1987 March on Washington for Lesbian and Gay Rights took place and half a million people held a demonstration in our nation’s capital.

October 11, 2018 by Dr. Evan Goldstein

Health

HPV Vaccine Expanded to Include Ages 27–45

Dude, my life sucked for a full year. It started after I was rimmed and from then on, I started developing some bumps on my asshole. The rimming felt fucking awesome, but when I found out the bumps were actually anal warts from the Human Papilloma Virus (HPV), my viewpoint quickly changed.

October 09, 2018 by Dr. Evan Goldstein

Health

PSA: Say “No” to a Lateral Internal Sphincterotomy!

Over and over we write a tale of someone who is way too fucking tight. Too tight to even take a shit, let alone think about getting a dick up the ass. And the reason we started this blog was to educate each and everyone of you, some of whom do not have the appropriate resources or access to the specialized care we provide here at Bespoke Surgical.

October 02, 2018 by Dr. Evan Goldstein

Health

Tales from the Tail: STD Prevention in the Raw Era

When someone asks me to sum up my year in one word it’s quite simple — fucked. Lots and lots of fucking. I go through phases, just like everyone else, and I am not proud to admit how many times I got treated this year for the myriad of sexually transmitted diseases.

June 13, 2018 by Dr. Evan Goldstein

TailTalks

The Premiere of TailTalks Episode I

We are excited to announce the premiere of our new quarterly roundtable series, TailTalks.  The idea has been over a year in the making and came about when Dr. Goldstein realized there was a lack of conversations focusing on LGBTQ+ issues that featured entrepreneurs, thought leaders, journalists, and members of the LGBTQ+ community not just from the medical world, but also from the worlds of art, fashion, entertainment, and sports.

May 24, 2018 by Dr. Evan Goldstein

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