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How Many Dating App Matches Does It Take To Find A Hookup?

When it comes to finding a hookup on dating apps, it’s truly a numbers game. But what does the lead time between a match and a sexy rendezvous look like for dating app users and what percentage of Americans’ matches are converting into a hookup (i.e., any activity beyond kissing or making out)? We went

March 03, 2024 by bespoke

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STD Rates, Awareness, & Education in Each State

At Bespoke Surgical, we are committed to educating our patients and community about the healthiest sexual practices for themselves and for their partners, whether that be through providing proper education around anal play in our Tales from the Tail series, Dr. Evan Goldstein’s advocacy work, or any other initiative we take on.

July 29, 2020 by bespoke

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The Most Popular Sex Toys by State: The 2020 Update

The sex toy industry has taken off in recent years, thanks in part to the rapid growth of e-commerce platforms and changing social perception among users. In 2016, the sex toy industry was valued at $15 billion, and by 2019, it had increased to a whopping $26.5 billion. And from what we can tell, this is not expected to stop anytime soon.

March 23, 2020 by bespoke

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PSA: Bottoming for a Small Dick

Seems like we have a small cock fetish at Bespoke Surgical. But I’d say it’s more like we’re obsessed with cock no matter what the size (and here you thought we only dealt with asses!). But both this week’s tale and last week’s tale are turning the attention to the “little guy”.

November 08, 2019 by Dr. Evan Goldstein

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Tales from the Tail: Is Monogamy During Post-Surgery Recovery Realistic?

Partners in crime. Or so they say, here’s some background on me: I am 27, in a two year monogamous relationship, and have always been self-conscious of the aesthetics of my asshole. As a kid, I suffered from bouts of constipation, which subsequently lead to the formation of hemorrhoids and skin tags.

November 08, 2019 by Dr. Evan Goldstein

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Tales from the Tail: Who Doesn’t Love to Get Their Ass Eaten?

Who doesn’t love to get their ass eaten? I can surely say I do. I mean, I really do. It’s like a total fucking must for me. If you want to even think about sticking whatever dick into me, first things first.

May 07, 2019 by Dr. Evan Goldstein

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Tales from the Tail: Not Seeing Hole to Hole

I do not wanna talk bad about my ex, but (you knew there was a but), he had a small cock. Me (the bottom) plus his cock? It was more than manageable. Sometimes so accommodating that I didn’t feel a fucking thing. That wasn’t why we broke up, though. It’s just a matter of fact. We ended things because his job required him to relocate. And now, with me being back on the dating scene, I must say that there are some rather large penises out there.

March 19, 2019 by Dr. Evan Goldstein

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Tales from the Tail: Get a Load of This (NSFW)

There’s a secret underground fetish of size that lives in the shadows of the gay kink world. We hide due to fear of judgement, rejection, and outright ridicule from people who would otherwise make us feel like outcasts and freaks. Quite honestly, we are.

February 26, 2019 by Dr. Evan Goldstein

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Tales from the Tail: (Internal Fistulotomy for Bottoms)

Every time I take a dick up my ass, I get this burning sensation. Small, big, wrist-thick, you fucking name it, it’s all irritating. I have done everything in an attempt to mitigate this sensation: constantly changing to different lubricants, trying different brands when using condoms, and also swapping out all of my toys to so-called “improved materials”.

January 08, 2019 by Dr. Evan Goldstein

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Tales from the Tail: Don’t Get Cocky with that Cock Ring

As I recounted my story with Dr. Goldstein, I couldn’t help but laugh at myself for getting *stuck* in a *tight* situation. However, what it leads to (and why it happened) is nothing to laugh at. Let’s start from the top.

December 12, 2018 by Dr. Evan Goldstein

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Bespoke Surgical: A Place for All Assholes

All day, I see assholes. I don’t discriminate, I treat all assholes, regardless of gender or sexuality. Luckily, the narrative of anal intercourse has become commonplace, thanks to coverage in the popular press these days, swaying way beyond just us homos.

December 12, 2018 by Dr. Evan Goldstein

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